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Post by Larry T. Herrera on Apr 24, 2006 21:05:32 GMT 7
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Post by Larry T. Herrera on Apr 24, 2006 21:07:23 GMT 7
Hello batchmates! This proboard is quite nice. We can share text, photos and videos in here.
Have fun and stay in touch! Cheers!
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Post by Larry T. Herrera on Apr 25, 2006 9:23:06 GMT 7
APRIL CELEBRANTS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUYS!
Mayie Alvarez-April 4
Sta. Rita Mendoza-April 13
Vincent de Silva-April 2
Arlene Aquino-April 7
Marissa Inocencio-April 16
Terence Silo-April 15
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Post by Marissa "Yay" B Inocencio on Apr 28, 2006 15:15:46 GMT 7
This is cool..Great job!....ciao!
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Post by JOY SALUDARES on Apr 29, 2006 4:08:45 GMT 7
Kapatid na YONG, the best ka talaga!!!!
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Post by Yong Herrera on May 18, 2006 10:23:43 GMT 7
Kamusta na mga Batchmates. Sorry medyo busy, galing kasi ako sa province na walang internet access. Pero kababalik ko lang, hopefully next week i will get my Smart BRO. Lagi na akong online ulit! ;D
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Post by Yong Herrera on May 18, 2006 10:24:49 GMT 7
Happy bday sa mga MAY celebrants natin!  |
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Post by Yong Herrera on May 29, 2006 11:37:38 GMT 7
Here are a few interesting state laws and funny things said
during actual court testimony.
Alabama
It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
California
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern,
school, or place of worship.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle,
unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
Florida
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the
salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or
she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to
be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated
in a duel.
Louisiana
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water
pistol.
Indiana
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Michigan
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously
brewing a kettle of soup.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically
prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a
woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude
calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse
blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Texas
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a
windshield, but must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anti crime law requires criminals to give their victims
24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of
the crime to be committed.
Australia
Children may not purchase cigarettes, but can smoke them.
You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and
black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat
burglar.
It is illegal to read someone's tarot, or give them a psychic reading
as these are forms of witchcraft.
England
Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
Picking up abandoned baggage is as act of terrorism.
France
Between the hours of 8 AM and 8 PM, 70% of the music in the radio must
be by French composers.
Thailand
It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
You must wear a shirt while driving a car.
You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing
away chewed bubble gum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine,
you are jailed.
No one may step on any of the nation's currency.
Funny Things Said During Actual Courtroom Testimony
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've
forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice that I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr.. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.
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Maria Lourdes H Palmiano
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Post by Maria Lourdes H Palmiano on Jun 19, 2006 17:13:50 GMT 7
Hello there! Musta kyong lhat. It's nice to see all your pix and also it's nice to know that you're still in touch.
Myla, Belated Happy birthday sa iyo. I hope you are all okay there. Got your holiday card, tnks! Laki na ng mga kids mo!.
Belated Happy birthday, Marissa. Akala mo na 4gets na kita. Dito lang pala kita makikita. Ngayon ko lang ulit na access ito. Minsan nakita ko si madel sa Sta lu, last year ata yun. Well, regards to your family!
Yong, bakit wala ang mga birthdays namin ni neth?
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Myla PallorinaMamitag
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Post by Myla PallorinaMamitag on Jun 19, 2006 21:26:23 GMT 7
Lulu,
Salamat sa bati. Ikaw din, happy birthday!
Pakikuha naman ang contact info ni Fatz since aalis na siya. Inform mo din siya about this website para at least tuloy pa rin ang communication natin.
I-upload mo naman iyong pics ninyo nung umuwi sa Natz. Kainggit talaga!
Summer school is suspended today kasi majority ng roads dito binaha. Walang tigil ang ulan. This is the second time na na-experience ko na na-cancel ang school. The first one was last year during the hurricane season.
O siya, got a lot of things to do. Will try to at least open the website once a day kung di busy.
Regards to all!
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Post by JOY SALUDARES on Jun 20, 2006 7:46:14 GMT 7
lulu,
i gave hilarion the list of the bday celebrants....i still have my slumbook when we were in first year.... diba naging olopscian lang kayo ni neth when we were already in 2nd year...kaya i dont have your bdays....but since you are already a part of this website...for sure YONG will be happy to include you on the list...
regards to everyone....
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Post by Lou Palmiano on Jun 21, 2006 10:38:16 GMT 7
myles,
mga august pa daw sila fatz, may mga kulang pa daw silang requirements. Yes, we'll give you the info, kita kits naman kami before sya umalis. Yung kuha ko nung birthday ni Bianca, na-delete sa pc ko , I was not able to back it up. e ni reformat para i upgrade e. meron na kay neth yung sa house ni lhynn.
oo nga pala ok ba dyan? Balak nila marlet lumipat dyan? Cge ingat kayong lahat.
Regards sa inyong lahat mga ka batch mates.
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Post by Marissa "Yay" B Inocencio on Jun 23, 2006 14:54:19 GMT 7
Hello Lourdes!!!
Oh my!!!, tagal na kitang hinahanap noh! so how are you? email mo ko and give me your contact numbers..kung nag Yahoo Messenger (YM) ka, u can add me (jeyantchi@yahoo.com), Im always online, para maka chika ka naman, ok? ilan na anak mo?....usap tayo minsan ha?....
Hi everyone!.......
Yay
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Post by Marissa "Yay" B Inocencio on Jun 23, 2006 15:04:00 GMT 7
Hi there! im back to greet my friend....(advance) [glow=red,2,300]HAPPY BIRTHDAY Lourdes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/glow]o san tayo nyan..hahahahah!!.
miss you...ingat ka
best regards,
Marissa[/b][/color]
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Post by Lou on Jun 24, 2006 12:35:46 GMT 7
Marissa,
Thank you ha! Kakatuwa naman. Sorry sanay ako sa Marissa , k lang? Nung college pa lang tayo, ni hindi k malaman kung paano ka ma-contact. Hehe, ni hindi tayo nagkasalubong man lang, ano?? Akala ko you're out of Marikina already.
Anyway, I only have one son. He is 11 now. Sa Marist nag-aaral. He's in grade 5. Pov Lorens is the name.
I added you na in Messenger Yahoo, just waiting for your approval.
Pareho ka pa din, me i'm so healthy (sarap kumain e).
Thanks at naalala mo pa.
Ingat din, Lou
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